Tuscany Biotch.

This villa is seriously next top model status. It has everything, even an infinity pool, excluding a hot tub but who needs that when it feels like 80 outside because of humidity? The showers are still small, but I still don’t mind because I’m in Italy!

Best part about being in Tuscany so far is Michael’s quotes. Having all of them written down is just the best idea ever so we can re live the memory/humor. But aside from that, high fiving the people at Pisa was the most fun ive had in a while. Their expressions after I did it were just hilarious. Most were either surprised or also thought it to be funny. I was scared when I did the first high five but after that it got easier.

When I first entered the leaning tower, I thought I was going to get sick from Vertigo or something. Seeing how much of an angle it was at while being at that angle, it was just mind blehy. As I went up the stairs, I felt like I was leaning on one side, then the other. Even the stairs showed that with their dips in them from people walking. Once I got to the top, there was a fat German looking man who said “Go around.” I’m like, no shit go around, where am I going to go down?! I went all the way around then there was a gate. No sign that said to “Please wait” or anything. So I went back to the stubborn Germany guy and he said go around. THERE WAS AN EFFING GATE?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO AROUND? After I find out that you have to wait by the gate…ugh. Either way, the view was completely worth it. ANYWAY, Indian food after was simply amazing. Still confused as to why only 3 other people came, cause it was cheap and to die for. Even though I swear I ordered the hottest thing on the menu, it was worth the pain!

Worst part-

While I’m writing this I’m babysitting the toilet because I keep throwing up everything I put down. Stoked right? I just hope I’m still not sick when it comes to Milan and more importantly my birthday. But Stiffler is nice enough to stay here with me just in case I need him. His “love language” is for SURE acts of service. I really do wish I could have went out with the group and watched how they made wine, instead of watching Mean Girls and sleeping etc. Screw you sickness. Get out of my body. Gr.

Only 3 days left in this trip. Lets get demon fucky.